Howaya?

You know, I just might borrow some fun little toys from my brother. He's in the army and has a nice little arsenal. Tell me, do you want to keep this tenant in one piece, or can we make stew meat out of him?

Patrick

If he disappears, I can keep his TV.

Little pieces, please.

NOT IN MY HOUSE. Other than that, I don't care.

27', but it's one of those Sony Wega flatscreens.

Hmm. Do you want to keep it as quite as possible? Or can there be large explosions?

How big of a TV?

Patrick

Well, we can't exactly kill him out in public, now can we? Maybe we should rent a chipper. I'm sure that if we ran him through a few times, they'd never find enough to identify the parts as even part of a lifeform.

Dayum. What kind of job does he have to afford that? What ever it is, I want it.

That's it, Patrick, just kill him discreetly and assume his life. Well, except the pissing off Judy part.

He can't afford it.

Which is the problem.

Because he can't afford rent either.

Judy 'instituted a late payment penalty last month' G.