making a STATEMENT! YEAH!

so i was at this tech convention to take photos for some website or other, & a crazy lady with a big smile approached me. she started looking me over & counting my earrings like this: 'one! two! three! four!' & so on. she kept saying 'wow!' & looking appreciatively at me. then she said, 'wow! what a statement! i love your statement!' & i sort of thanked her so she'd go away.

what the hell? i'm making a statement? guess it's time to take it all out.

(not really.)

lish

29.1% / 32

i'll teach you to turn away. sends:

And I wonder just what you're stating?

I was buying some lumber one day and the guy standing next to me at the oak pile asked what it means when a guy has both ears pierced. I told him it usually means you like to screw sheep, but in my case I just like symmetry.

Brought to you by the letter 'L' and the number '32'.

Kavin

'i'll teach you to turn away.' wrote:

KT> Brought to you by the letter 'L' and the number '32'.

you make everything all better, kavin.

if i could have two people in all of rab tied up in my apartment, it'd be you & daver.

lish

29.1% / 32

I am both frightened and made moist by that thought . . .

Kavin

'i'll teach you to turn away.' wrote:

I could never pick _just_ two.

KT> I am both frightened and made moist by that thought . . .

just the way i like my men - aroused & scared.

lish

29.1% / 32

S> My ears make a statement for anarchy. S> 'I wanna the Constitution burn S> Wanna watch the White House overturn

'i am an antichrist-a & i am an anarchist-a don't know what i want but i know how to get it i wanna destroy passersby 'cause iiiiiiiiiiiiii

waaaaaanna beeeeeeeeeee

aaanarchyyyyyyyyyyy!'

lish

29.1% / 32

I know who one of them is.

No comment. /whistles while looking everywhere else/

everywhere? even behind the sofa? can you see my sock?